Special Update

This story is too extreme not to share and definitely too crazy for me to really make up.

Monday morning I was on the elliptical at 6:05am.  I was in the zone, just doing my thing, and minding my own business.  I noticed an older man on the stationary bike in front of me.  When he finished his workout, he bent over to pick up a magazine or newspaper or something like that.  I couldn’t believe my eyes…. I saw his lacey yellow thong!  OK I’m not making this up.  I thought I must have been daydreaming or hallucinating because this couldn’t really be happening.  I just brushed it off as an illusion and went about my day. 

Fast forward to Tuesday morning.  About the same time Tuesday morning I was on the step mill/stair master machine.  I noticed this same man coming up the stairs toward the cardio machines…. Lucky for me he picked the treadmill right in front of me….  Mind you, there is no one else around on this side of the room.  He stood on the treadmill and propped one leg up on the handrails to tie his shoe.  When he leaned over, I couldn’t help but sneak a peak…. No thong in sight.  I knew I was mistaken yesterday.  Left foot goes up for the shoe to be tied.  Strike two.  No thong.  Much relieved, I turn my attention back to the morning news (which by the way is dreadfully boring).  Then out of the corner of my eye, I see this man stretching.  He’s doing a side lunge to stretch his inner thigh and hamstrings.  His gray t-shirt is now pulled up to his mid-back and the black wind pants seem to have been sagged down a bit.  As he leans over this fancy lacey purple thong is peaking out to say “hello “to me.  At this point I look around to find the hidden camera.  This has to be a joke, right?  Here’s the real kicker.  After little miss Hanky Panky says good morning, the man moves to a different machine across the room…  and proceeds with his normal cardio workout.   I’m just flabbergasted.

So I finish my workout and go to the women’s locker room…. No, he isn’t in there.  I’m about to start drying my hair when I overhear two women discussing the same whale tail sighting.  We couldn’t believe it.  Apparently he has been flaunting his Secret around the gym.  Wow… nothing like this has ever happened before while I’ve been at the gym.

So I’m eager to see what could happen Wednesday morning….  I'll try to snap a picture on my phone if I can react quick enough.